“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” — Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” — Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” — Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” — Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” — Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
“He has Van Gogh's ear for music.” — Billy Wilder
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” — Winston Churchill
Others:
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!
Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Are you brain-dead?
Are your parents siblings?
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?