The Company Commander and the Gunny were in the field.
As they hit the sack for the night, the Gunny said: “Sir, Look up into the sky and tell me what you see?”
The C.O.said, “I see millions of stars.”
The Gunny then asked, “And what does that tell you, Sir?”
The C.O. replied, “Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great, and that we are all small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Gunny?”
The Gunny slowly shook his head and said, “Well Sir, it tells me that somebody stole our tent!”