Marine condition

This is a new condition under consideration by the Veterans Administration. Some consider it a dangerous affliction; others say it's a positive condition. It affects mostly men but can affect some women too.

Symptoms to look for are:

1. Pride in oneself and the organization they represent.

2. A strong willingness to put in extra attention to detail to get the job done.

3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches, well into their 80's.

4. Will not hesitate to stand up or put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played.

5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness.

6. Is sure of who they are.

7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents.

8. May donate toys to needy kids at Christmas.

9. Some have been known to wear their hair in a high and tight well into their 90's.

10. Will look you directly in the eye when talking to you.

11. Will give you a firm handshake.

12. Knows what “honor, courage and commitment” mean.

13. Can usually be found in some type of leadership position in whatever organization they work for.

14. Will often regard their drill instructors with the same respect as their parents.

15. Often found in either law enforcement or various leadership professions.

16. Is extremely thorough at what they do.

17. Does not wear a bunch of patches to adorn their uniform. Their title of Marine is usually sufficient.

18. Often arrives at work earlier than expected. If they wear a shirt and tie in their job, you might see the tie clip between the third and fourth button, centered.

19. Had spent time training at one of three places; Parris Island, San Diego, or Quantico.

20. May be able to field strip his rifle, up to 60 years after leaving active duty.

21. Can recite the nomenclature of the M1, M14 or M16.

22. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect precision point.

23. Will not back down from a fight.

Other symptoms include willingness to take on a challenge and maintaining a positive attitude in the face of adversity.

Yes, CMS is real, and it's very hard to treat. The person with this condition often utters phrases such as “Once a Marine always a Marine,” or “Ooo-Rah!”

Some may even say “Semper Fi” on many occasions.

If you know someone with this condition, it is best to just let them be. These people tend to be fiercely loyal to the Marine Corps.

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