Osama–Jokes

“The death of Osama bin Laden last Sunday has apparently damaged our
relationship with al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has released a statement vowing to make
America pay for bin Laden's death. Which – I'm pretty sure we did pay for his
death. We paid for the whole thing and even took care of the funeral
arrangements. Maybe a thank you would be nice.” –Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Osama Bin Laden's supporters want to rename the Arabian Sea where his body was
dumped Martyr Sea . Really? Martyr Sea ? Hiding in your bedroom for six years? How
about Chicken of the Sea?” –Jay Leno
 
“Osama bin Laden is in the ocean. How ironic. Once again surrounded by seals.”
–Jay Leno
 
“Osama bin Laden had money and telephone numbers sewn into his clothes.
Apparently we got him just as he was on his way to summer camp.” -Jay Leno
 
“How about those Navy Seals. We're getting our money's worth there. They broke
into Osama bin Laden's compound with 12-foot walls topped by barbed wire, and
fired a warning shot into his head.” –David Letterman
 
“Apparently, members of Al Qaeda are online slamming the U.S. I don't understand
why they're so upset. Everyone in Al Qaeda just got a promotion.” –Craig
Ferguson
 
“Bin Laden was buried at sea. Or as Dick Cheney calls it, 'the ultimate
waterboarding.'” –Jay Leno
 
“Osama bin Laden was apparently shot twice in the face. It looks like Dick
Cheney may have been involved.” –Jay Leno
 
“Bin Laden lived in this compound in Pakistan with all of his wives for 6 years.
So he did suffer.” –David Letterman
 
“Bin Laden's wives didn't have it too bad………by looking at the pictures of
the inside of the compound, it doesn't look like any of them EVER had to do
housework”.
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