DI: RECRUIT! YOUR WEAPON RUSTED! THAT'S AN AUTOMATIC WEAPONS FAILURE!
Recruit(me): YES SIR!
DI: WHY THE F**K, DID YOU LET YOUR WEAPON RUST?
Recruit: THIS RECRUIT DOESN'T HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE SIR!
DI: You let your f**king weapon rust on my island? For that critical lapse in judgement, I am authorized, TO F**KING KILL YOU!
God I miss PI