An old Corps Marine was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors; Green, Red, Purple, Blue, and Yellow. The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?” Without batting an eye, the old Marine replied, “Got drunk once and had s&x with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son.
Chris P.
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AS SOON AS I CAN STOP LAUGHING (SO HARD MY EYES ARE WATERING), AND ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR I’M GOING TO TELL THIS ONE TO EVERY LIVING SOUL I KNOW, INCLUDING MY OLDEST GRANDSON (COLLEGE) AND MY PRIEST. I never saw the punchline coming. I’d say print it out, laminate it, put it in your back window…but sooner or later somebody would sue you, “It was that guy’s fault!! I couldn’t stop laughing, and I plowed into the other car!” Chris you made this old D.I.’s day!! Thanks and SEMPER FI
I hardly ever really laugh hard at a joke, but THIS one is priceless!!! Laughing so hard, I’m in tears and I needed a good laugh right now. Thank you Chris P. … you have truly made not only my day, but my week!!! Semper Fi … a Marine Mom.
Chris thank you I laughed really hard helped make my day Semper Fi
GOOD TO GO!! ?
Laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes and I’m coughing!!!! Semper Fi.
I WISH I”D HEARD THIS BEFORE MY NEIGHBOR CUT OFF HIS FEATHERS…
I had forgotten that joke, thanks for reminder! LMAO!
That was hilarious…Too many young kids (even as crazy as some of them can be) today will not ever understand that us older generation have seen things and have done things that they could never imagine.
Thanks. I needed that.
CHRIS LOVED IT AND WILL PASS ON TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS .HEARS ONE I HEARD FROM MY OLD BOSS WHO WAS AN OLD MARINE OFFICER. “TWO OLD MARINES WERE SITTING ON THE FRONT PORCH DRINKING SIPPING WHISKEY. ONE ASKS THE OTHER “WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE? ALHIMERS OR PARKINGSONS. ( I CAN’T SPELL) THE 1ST MARINE ANSWERS PARKINSONS. THE 2ND MARINE ASKS WHY. ANSWER “IF A SPILL SOME OF MY WHISKY I CAN STILL REMEMBER WHERE I PUT THE BOTTLE TO REFILL MY GLASS. NEARLY AS GOOD AS YOURS. MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.