What happens if you put a Marine in a padded room with three ball bearings?
He will break one.
He will lose one.
He will make one pregnant.
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What happens if you put a Marine in a padded room with three ball bearings?
He will break one.
He will lose one.
He will make one pregnant.
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yeah, that sounds just like a marine.
He will trade all 3 for a 6-pack of beer.
He will qualify all three bearings for VA PTSD pay.
Isn’t that part of “Improvise, adapt, and overcome”
He’ll bet himself that he can put all three in his mouth or hit a target on one of the walls or see how fast he can throw them or roll them—and this will go on and on while he laughs his head at himself.
Not funny.
LMFAO !!!! . . . YUP ! ☺
What is this a TIME JOKE????? I’ll laugh just before I DIE.
Do you know the difference between a “fairy tale” and a “sea story?” A fairy tale starts out, “Once upon a time…” but a sea story starts out, “Hey, this is no shit, Man!!” Semper Fi!!!
Not funny, it is like the sweat shirt that says “get some” . Really our women Marines and all women deserve better. We are Marines we are better then all that.
Not all Marines a males, some are FEMALES!
Rick, perhaps you need to lighten up. It is a JOKE. It is not against females and it is ESPECIALLY NOT against female Marines. I think that your referral to female Marines as “WOMEN MARINES” is a greater disrespect to them…..I am surprised that you did not label them as BAM’s…..
I was in from 1966-1970, and this is the first and only time I’ve heard that term since I was in. May I ask when you were in? The WM’s I knew loved it, but you had to stand about fiv feet away from them when you said it and then duck!!!! Wonder if any body even knows what that means today? We had to come up with something-the Navy had “WAVES”, that was a great name. Except that was a name they used in WWII. Maybe my generation of Marines invented it. Woman Marine was boring.
stupid!!!
Very degrading
Marines, gotta love them. Been married to one for 49 years